Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, January 12th

By SwingxSwing
Friday January 12th, 2018 7:04 am EST
 

Dan and Brandon were playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides and gulleys and ravines.

They reached the 6th hole, where Dan sliced a ball into a thickly wooded, deep ravine. Dan was determined not to take a penalty stroke, so he grabbed his 8-iron and descended into the ravine in search of his ball.

The brush was terribly thick and tearing at Dan’s clothes. The sunlight was dimmed by all the overhanging branches and vines. Dan kept searching, and finally spotted something shiny down below.

As he neared the object, he realized it wasn’t a ball, but a golf club. Dan took a closer look only to discover that it was an 8-iron – and it was in the hands of a human skeleton lying near an old golf ball!

Dan yelled out to his partner. “Hey Brandon, get over here, I got trouble down here!”

Brandon hurried over to the edge of the ravine and yelled down, “What’s the matter, Dan?”

Dan replied, “Can you bring me my 7-iron? You can’t get out of this stuff with an 8.”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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