Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, March 9th

By SwingxSwing
Friday March 9th, 2018 6:46 am EST

Two women were paired together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. 

After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?”

“Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied.

“Really?!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her. 

“Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!”


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