Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, December 31st

By SwingxSwing
Sunday December 31st, 2017 6:52 am EST
 

A golfer hit a wicked slice off of the tee that ricocheted through the trees and into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When the golfer got to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended near-victim, who angrily told him of the near miss.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell ‘fore,’” the slicer said.

“That’s weird,” the other guy replied. “You had plenty of time to yell ‘s**t!’”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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