Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, April 12th

A group of golfers are putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole with his foot.

 

A few seconds later, a robust player puffs onto the green quite out of breath and red of face. He looks around distractedly and then asks, “Have any of you seen a ball that came down around here?”

“Yeah, it went in the hole,” the joker answers with straight-faced alacrity.

The tubby golfer looks at him unbelievingly, then he walks towards the hole, looks in, reaches down and picks up the ball with his markings on it. Without so much as a word, he turns, runs down the fairway and, as he nears his partner, the group on the green hears him shout, “Hey Sam, I got an 11.”

 
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