Joke Of The Day
Jesus and Moses were playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hit his 6-iron and it landed perfectly on the green.
Jeff called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golf partner.”
“Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty of other women out there.”
“Who’s talking about her?” said Jeff. “He was the only guy that I could ever beat!”
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” -Bob Hope