From The Locker Room: Monday, May 14th

Joke Of The Day

A man and his wife are playing the fifth hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn.

He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, “Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway.”

He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her.

 

A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing the same hole when he again slices the ball into the shed.

He finds it and plans to take an unplayable lie when she says, “Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway.”

He looks at her, shakes his head, and explains, “No way. The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!”

 
 

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“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” — The late Rev. Billy Graham 

 
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