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From The Locker Room: Tuesday, May 15th

Joke Of The Day

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.

“That was a really nice thing to do,” the second golfer says. “It’s good to see there is still some respect in the world.”

“Well, it’s only right,” the first golfer replies. “I was married to her for 35 years.”

 
  

It Can Always Get Worse 

 

A Little Lying Never Hurt

 

Swing Thoughts 

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” — Jack Lemon

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