Joke Of The Day
Tim, an office employee of Doug’s, knew his boss was out of the office for the day. Tim had the brilliant idea to transfer all of his office telephone calls to his personal cell phone and took it with him to play golf.
Doug called Tim on the sixth hole asked, “How is everything going today?”
Trying to keep his composure and muffle the ambient outside noise, Tim responded, “Everything’s great. All under control, boss.”
“That’s great,” his boss replied. “Could you do me a favor?”
“Sure,” Tim said. “What do you need?”
“Could you move a little faster?” Doug said. “I’m in the foursome behind you.”
Have You Ever Yelled “FORE!” To Yourself?
“You don’t know what pressure is until you’ve played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.” -Lee Trevino