A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d play golf in his retirement, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever about the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
“Now what?” the fellow asked the speechless pro.
“Uh… you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup.” the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
“Oh great, now you tell me,” the beginner said in a disgusted tone. “If I knew that, I would have tried that the first time.”
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