Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, May 19th

 

An old man who plays a round of golf with his pals each week recently purchased a new pair of glasses. On the first hole, he sank a 30′ putt. His friends were amazed. Again on the 2nd and 3rd greens, he holed equally difficult putts.

“Hey, Harry,” one of his friends called. “What’s your secret? You’ve never played so well.”

“Well guys, it’s these new bifocals,” Harry answered. “I see a small ball and a big ball. I hit the large one, and the rest is history.”

A few holes later, Harry needed to relieve himself, so off into the woods he went. When he returned, his trousers were drenched.

“What happened Harry?” another friend asked.

Harry, in a confused voice, said, “I reached in and looked down, and I saw a big one and a little one. I knew the big one wasn’t mine, so I put it back!”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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