Two long-time golf enthusiasts were discussing their scores over a beer in the clubhouse.
“I can’t understand it,” one said, disgusted. “I’ve been playing this darn game for 15 years now, and I get worse and worse every year. Do you know last year I played worse than the year before. And the year before that, the same thing.”
“That’s depressing,” commiserated the other. “How are you doing this year?”
“Put it this way,” the first guy said, “I’m already playing next year’s game!”