Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, May 1st

 

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy.
On his tee-off, the golfer’s ball lands in a patch of buttercups.

The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won’t take a one stroke penalty.

However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty.
Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.

“What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter.”

“Thanks,” says the man. “But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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