Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, October 9th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, October 9th

Earl addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing. Somehow, however, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted.

The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped.

Earl and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay unconscious with the ball between his feet.

“Good heavens” exclaimed Earl, “what should I do?”

“Don’t move him” said his playing partner. “If we leave him here, he becomes an immovable obstruction, and you can either play the ball as it lies or take a free drop.”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, October 5th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, October 4th

 

 

 

 

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