Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, February 11th

 

The old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat.

The sister-in-charge noticed the old golfer and went to reassure him.

“It won’t be long now,” she said. “You’re a relative?”

“No, no, lassie. It’s my ball.”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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