Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, July 1st

 

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed,driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”

The guy answers,”My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it man. You don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here.”

 

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