Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, May 27th

 

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.

“I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another,” says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team.”

“That’s nothing,” says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I’ll have a football team.”

“That’s nothing,” says the Mormon. “I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I’ll have a golf course.”

 

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