Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, January 8th

A man was golfing one day and was struck by lightning. He died and went up to heaven.

Saint Peter told him when he arrived at the gates of heaven that the bolt of lightning was actually meant for his golf partner. But, because God doesn’t want it known that he makes mistakes, the man would have to go back to earth as someone other than himself.

The man thought about it for awhile and announced to Saint Peter that he wanted to return to earth as a lesbian.

Saint Peter asked the man why a macho guy like himself would choose to return as a lesbian.

The man answered, “It’s simple really. This way I can still make love to a woman, and I can hit from the red tees!”

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