“That’s it,” said the exasperated golfer to this insolent young caddie. “I’ve had enough of your lip. When we get back to the clubhouse, I’m going to report you directly to the caddie master.”
“Ooooooh, I’m so worried,” responded the little brat.
“You’d better worry,” said the golfer.
“And why should I worry?” said the kid. “At the rate you play, by the time we get back, it’ll be time for me to retire.”
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