Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, September 3rd

Two ants made their home in a sand bunker on a golf course. Most of their days were spent fairly uninterrupted. They could build their mounds, move their food and generally move about as they please, always wary of any humans coming into their home.

On one particular Sunday, a hacker infiltrated their bunker and began to displace sand as if he were an excavator. Having seen this type of golf before, the ants knew what to do.

“Quick,” said the one ant to the other. “Get on the ball before he kills us.”

 

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