Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, April 6th

 

A couple of weeks ago, John played with new member, Tom, who shot an even-par 72. The pair had fun during the round, so John asked Tom if he wanted to play next week.

Tom said, “Sure, but I might be a half hour late.”

The following week Tom showed up right on time and set up on the first tee this time playing left-handed. Again he shot a 72.

John asked him if he wanted to play again next week.

Tom replied, “Sure, but I might be a half hour late.”

Confused, John asked him, “How come some times you play right handed and other times lefthanded.”

Tom answered,”When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left handed and if she is on her right side, then I play right handed.”

John then asked, “So,what if she is laying flat on her back?”

“That’s when I’ll be a half hour late!” Tom replied

 

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Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, April 2nd

Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, April 1st

 

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