Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, August 24th

 

Bill, Ralph and Fred gathered for a round of golf on Mother’s Day. The men were quite surprised at being “let go” for the day, and each wanted to know how the other got away from their wife.

Fred said, “I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so happy that she let me play.”

Ralph said, “I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so thrilled with me that she let me play.”

Bill said, “I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife, and said to her ‘Golf course or intercourse,’ and she said, ‘I’ll put your clubs in the car.'”

 

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