Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, February 1st

 

Tom had rejected the idea of dieting, health spas and swimming, but when his doctor advised golf, the overweight patient thought it might be worth trying.

After a few weeks, however, Tom was back at the doctor’s asking whether he could take up some other game.

“What’s wrong with golf?” protested the doctor. ” There’s no finer game!”

“You are absolutely correct,” the patient replied. “But my trouble is that when I put the fricking ball past my belly where I can see it, I can’t hit it. And when I put it where I can hit it, I can’t see it!”

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