Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, February 2nd

 

One Sunday morning, Fred hopped out of his car with his golf spikes already on, but untied, late for his tee time. He rushed over to the first tee where he was greeted by an unhappy starter.

“You’re late teeing off, Fred,” the starter said.

“Yup, well being Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or to play golf,” Fred panted, rummaging through his bag for tees and a ball.

“Flipping a coin? That only takes a second,” the starter inquired. “Why are you so late ?”

“I had to toss it 15 times before it gave me the right answer!”

 

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