Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, June 1st

 

Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his bag into the water and stormed off to the parking lot.

As they approached the green they noticed the man returning to the pond, removing his shoes and fishing for his bag.

“Wow,” one of the men said, “it seems he has realized the error of his ways. No golfer can quit cold turkey.”

At that moment, the errant golfer pulled his bag from the water, zipped open a side pocket, pulled out his car keys and then threw the bag back into the water.

“If you play like him,” another in the group said, “maybe you can.”

 

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