Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, March 23rd

 

A man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon.

“It’s too small to be a ship,” he thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer, he rules out the possibility of it being a small boat, then a raft. Suddenly, a gorgeous blonde woman emerges from the surf wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

“10 years!” he says.

She unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, is that ever good!”

Then she asks him, “How long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?”

Trembling, he replies, “10 years!”

She unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.

He opens it, takes a long swig, and says, “That’s fantastic!”

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper down the front of her suit, looks at him seductively, and asks, “And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”

The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, “Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, March 18th

 

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