Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, May 4th

 

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. Why does a golfer need two pairs of trousers?

“How was he killed?” asked one detective.

“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.

“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”

“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.”

 

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