Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, October 19th

 

As a couple approaches the altar,  the groom tells his wife-to-be, “Honey, I’ve got something to confess: I’m a golf nut, and every chance I get, I’ll be playing golf!”

“Since we’re being honest,” replies the bride, “I have to tell you that I’m a hooker.”

The groom replies, “That’s okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight through impact.”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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