Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, August 22nd

 

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells “Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph”.

Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot.

The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head, and knocking him unconscious. The mute then walks down the fairway rolls big Ralph and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph’s face.

 

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells, “Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph.”

Being deaf, the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate. He knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away and prepares for his own shot.

After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment and again prepares his shot. The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight down the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.

The mute then walks down the fairway, rolls big Ralph over and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph’s face.

 

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