Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, August 8th

 

The local golf club held a marbles tournament for its junior members who were still too young to take on the large golf course. With the tournament in full swing, the competitive juices were flowing out of the diminutive members when six-year-old Simon missed an easy shot and let fly with a potent expletive.

“Simon!” his mother gasped in embarrassment from the audience. “What do little boys who swear when they are playing marbles turn into?”

“Golfers,” Simon replied.

 

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