Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, January 2nd

Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, January 2nd
 

Sid and Barney headed out for a quick round of golf. Since they were short on time, they decided to play only nine holes.

Sid said to Barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.”

Barney agreed and they enjoyed a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

“Help me find my ball; you look over there,” he says to Sid. After 5 minutes, neither has had any

After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a two-stroke penalty, Barney pulled a ball from his pocket and tossed it to the ground.

“I’ve found my ball!” he announced triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly. “After all the years we’ve been friends, you’d cheat me for a measly five bucks?”

“What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!” Barney said.

“And a liar, too!” Sid says with amazement. “I’ll have you know I’ve been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, December 30th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, December 29th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, December 28th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, December 27th

 

 

 

 

 

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