Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, September 12th

Two guys grew up together, but after college, one moved to Michigan and the other to Florida. They agree to meet every 10 years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.

“Where do you wanna go?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” was Jimmy’s reply. 

“Why?” Matt inquired further.

“Well, you know, they’ve got the pretty girls there,” Jimmy said. 

“Okay,” Matt conceded.

10 years later at age, 40 they play again.

“Where do you wanna go?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” Jimmy said.

“Why?” Matt asked again.

“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games,” Jimmy said.

At age 50, the two meet up again, play a round of golf and get ready for lunch.

“Where do you wanna go?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” Jimmy said.

“Why?” Matt said, waiting for the new answer.

“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking,” Jimmy said.

”Okay,” Matt agreed.

At age 60, they meet, play and go to eat.

“Where do you wanna go?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” Jimmy said.

“Why?” Matt prodded again, knowing his buddy would have a fresh reason this time around.

“Wings are half price,” Jimmy said.

“Okay,” Matt said.

Getting up there in age, they meet to play at age 70. Following the round the same refrain came.

“Where do you wanna go?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” Jimmy said.

“Why?” Matt asked another time.

“They have 6 handicap parking spaces right by the door,” came Jimmy’s reasoning.

“Okay,” Matt said.

80 years old, losing their hearing, hair and memories, the two meet up one last time.

“Where do you wanna go for lunch?” Matt asked.

“Hooters,” Jimmy said eagerly.

“Why this time?” Matt said

“We’ve never been there before,” Jimmy said.

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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A golfer hit his ball into a ravine.

His buddies heard `whack, whack, whack’ on and on, until finally he got the ball out.

One buddy asked, “How many strokes did it take you to get out of there?”

“Three,” came the answer.

His buddy questioned him. “But I heard seven.”

“Four of them were echoes,” he replied.

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