A hack golfer spent a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. As he was finishing up his round on the 18th hole, he spotted a lake off to the left of the fairway.
He looked at the caddy and said, “I’ve played so poorly all day; I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.”
The caddy looked back at him and said, “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”
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