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Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, January 11th

“I’ve just killed my wife,” cried the hysterical golfer rushing into the clubhouse. “I didn’t see her. She was behind me, you see, and I started my backswing and clipped her right between the eyes. She must have died right that instant.”

“What club were you using?” asked a concerned bystander.

“Oh, my trusty 3-iron,” the distraught man replied.

“Oh, I see,” murmured the other. “That’s the club that always gets me into trouble, too.”

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