Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, January 31st

 

Two guys approached the first tee. The first guy sticks his hand into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball?” as he draws a luminous yellow golf ball out of his bag. “You can’t lose it.”

“What do you mean you can’t lose it?!” the second man asks.

“I’m serious, you can’t lose it,” the first replies. “If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound and lights start to flash, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the rough, smoke comes up in order for you to find it.”

The friend says, “Wow! That’s incredible! Where did you get that ball?”

The man replied, “I found it.”

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

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