Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, July 26th

 

A man was playing a round of golf by himself on a gorgeous, clear morning. Although he was getting up there in age, days like this were exactly what kept his spirits high.

After parring the first two holes, he lined up on the third, a 400-yard par-4, and hit a screamer down the middle. He lined up his second shot, a 3-iron, but shanks it. It hits a tree, ricochets back, hits him between the eyes and he drops dead on the fairway.

His soul floats up to the Pearly Gates.

“Who are you?” asked St. Peter.

“Henry Chapman” the golfer replied.

St Peter looked at his clipboard and scratched his head. “Henry Chapman? I’ve got no record of you being due. How did you get here?”

“I made it in two,” he said. 

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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