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Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, March 1st

 

Nick, an avid golfer, got married to Sarah. The marriage was problematic because he was playing golf five days a week. They finally talked about it, and Sarah asked Nick if he could teach her golf, so that way they both could enjoy the game and improve their marriage.

Nick argued that golf is a serious game and that she is just trying to destroy the one good thing in life. After some arguing, Nick agreed to have her go to the course with him.

They went to the course and Sarah signed up to take some lessons with the local pro. The lessons went on every day, and Nick was happy Sarah didn’t bother him. One day, Nick’s buddy Joe asked him how the marriage was going.

“It is great,” Nick replied. “Ever since she started taking golf lessons, she doesn’t bother me and lets me play all the golf I want.”

Joe replied with a sad shake of his head, “Really? Then I guess you don’t know that she is screwing around with the golf pro!”

Nick’s eyes turned red, smoke came out of his ears and he became quite scary. He exploded, “I knew it couldn’t last! I knew she would make a mockery of the game!”

 

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Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, February 24th

 

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