A husband and wife died and went to Heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel who was to show them the place.
“Right over here we have our very own golf course!” the angel said.
“Wow! It’s beautiful! Can we play it now?!” they exclaimed.
“Sure!” said the angel.
So the couple began playing. It was the most beautiful course they had ever seen. Everything was perfect — the fairways, the greens, even the rough was well kept. The more they played, the more the woman beamed with happiness, but she noticed her husband was becoming disheartened and angry.
The woman confronted her husband on what was wrong.
“I can’t understand why you’re not happy,” she said. “We’re in Heaven! We’re together! We’re playing on the most beautiful and most perfect golf course ever! What’s wrong with you?”
“That’s just it,” he fired back. “If you hadn’t fed us those damn bran muffins, we’d been here years ago!”
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