Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, August 2nd

Joke Of The Day 

A twosome were playing on the ninth green when one collapsed from a heart attack.

“Please, I need help.” the man on the ground said.

The other player ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.”

A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and began to line up his putt. His friend, on the ground, raised up his head and said, “I may be dying and you’re putting?!”

“Don’t worry,” the golfer said calmly. “I found a doctor on the second hole who said he’d come and help you.”

“The second hole? When is he coming?” the man panted.

“Hey! I told you not to worry,” he said, stroking his putt. “Everyone has already agreed to let him play through.”

Better Than Expected

Golf Terminology

Son-in-law – A shot that is not quite what you wanted but it will do.

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