Joke Of The Day
Watching from the clubhouse overlooking the 10th green, we saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.
The club captain stormed out from the clubhouse to separate the fighting men.
“Why are you fighting?” he asked.
“You see,” said one of them, “my partner had a stroke and died just now, and these a**holes want to count the stroke on the scorecard.”
Heading into the Weekend Like…
A Condom Shot – it didn’t feel great, but it’s safe