Joke Of The Day
Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?”
“Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied.
“Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.
“Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!”
Sliding Into The Weekend
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.