Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, September 7th

Joke Of The Day 

One morning, a notoriously poor playing attorney stepped up to the first tee. He set his bag down and looked wistfully down the first fairway.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his bag begin to move. A small child was attempting to lug the bag to the side of the tee box.

The attorney spotted the caddiemaster, John, and whispered to him, questioning his choice of looper. “Johnny, that boy isn’t even eight years old; are you sure he can caddie for me?”

“Better that way, sir,” John said. “he probably can’t count past 10, either.”

It’s a deep fly ball…


Swing Thoughts

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires, but most of them are former billionaires.

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