Joke Of The Day
A tourist group was taking a safari through a dense jungle when the overzealous tour guide went into another over-the-top story.
“The tribe was surrounded,” he said. “Fierce savages were everywhere they looked. The savages uttered awful cries and beat their clubs on the ground. Does anyone know who was behind those terrible noises?”
One weary listener in the back perked up. He himself could turn into that certain kind of savage. He raised his hand and was called upon quickly.
“Golfers?!” he answered.
We’ve All Needed One Of these At ONe Time Or Another
My doctor told me to play 36 holes a day, so I went out and bought a harmonica.