Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, August 22nd

A man and his wife walked into a dentist office.

“Doctor, I’m in one hell of a big hurry!” the man said to the dentist. “I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. Forget about the anesthetic — just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”

So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts.”

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