A hack golfer spent a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddie. Being a poor golfer, he played badly all day. Getting close to the end of his round, the golfer spotted a lake off to the left of the fairway.
He looked at the caddie and said, “I’ve played so poorly all day, I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.”
The caddied looked back at him and said, “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”