Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, October 10th

A murder has been committed.

Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.

The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”

“Yes.”

“Did you hit her with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.” The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head.

“How many times did you hit her?”

“I don’t know. Five, six, seven…..Put me down for a five.”

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