Joke Of The Day
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man play.
First, he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing as he retrieved his ball.
Then, he hit it into the sand bunker, shouting curse words as he retrieved the ball.
Next, he hit a perfect shot flying it into the hole. The first alien said to the second, “Uh oh, cover your ears. He’s going to be really mad now!”
Always looking for the secret
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.” – Winston Churchill