Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, August 11th

Joke Of The Day 

A group of golfers were putting on the green when suddenly a ball dropped in their midst. One of the party winked at the others and kicked the ball into the hole. Seconds later a heavier-set gentleman player puffed on to the green quite out of breath and red of face.

 

He looked round distractedly and asked, “Have you guys seen my ball?”

“Yeah, it went in the hole,” the joker answered with a straight face. The portly golfer looked at him unbelievingly. Then he walked to the hole, looked in, reached down and picked up his ball. His astonishment was plain to see.

Then he turned, ran back down the fairway and as he neared his partner the group on the green heard him shout, “Hey, Sam, I got an 11.”

Sometimes, the pressure of No. 17 at Sawgrass gets to you… even from the drop zone.


Swing Thoughts

There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands. It’s how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.

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