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Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, August 18th

Joke Of The Day 

Two friends were having a discussion about the finer reasons why they like the game of golf.

“What I like about golf,” the first guy said, “is that you get to spend the day outdoors in the sun and fresh air, exercising your body and mind.”

“Screw that,” said his friend. “I’ll tell you why golf is such a great game. Where else can a guy like me get to spend the day with a bunch of hookers and not have his wife kill him?!”

…And That’s How You Buy A Golf Cart You Didn’t Want

Swing Thoughts

Golf is a game, invented by God to punish guys who retire early.

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