Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, June 29th

Joke Of The Day 

A golfer and his girlfriend are lying in bed watching TV.

The girlfriend, feeling neglected, asks him, “Am I the only one you’ve ever been with?”

He says, “Of course.”

She says, “Are you sure I’m the only one?”

He says, “Honey, I’ve been with a lot of 7s and 8s, but you’re definitely the only 1 in the bunch.”

Bubba Is Every One Of Us

 
 
 
 
 
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Golf Terminology

Lockjaw – Phrase in a betting match when your opponent refuses to concede a short putt.

“What, Billy, this putt isn’t good? You got lockjaw?”

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