Joke Of The Day
On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Sean stood on the first tee at Elmbridge Golf Club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding dress came running up to him, crying.
She slapped him across the face, turns and runs away.
Sean turned to his golf buddy and said calmly, “I don’t know what her problem is. I distinctly told her, ‘only if it rained.'”
The Mickelson-Pelz Flop On Steroids
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.